On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits.

After a while the wife got madand stormed out of the room.

Fifteen minutes later she came backcompletely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs.

The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out ofthe room himself.

Twenty minutes passed and then he came backhimself with a potato around his dick.

The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied"If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".