Friday, February 8, 2008

A priest and a nun are travelling on a camel's back through the big Sahara Desert. While they are in the middle of the big desert the camel falls sick and dies.

The priest and the nun realize that without the camel it is not going to be easy surviving the desert and take it for granted that they are doomed to die. The Priest after a while says to the Nun, since we are both going to die and all through our life we did not get to enjoy the real life it wont matter if we indulge in the realities of nature. The nun agrees and say now that they are doomed to die it would not matter if they too would succumb to the pleasure of nature that eluded them all the time. So the priest tells the Nun that although he had ben instrumental with talking to many women he had always fascinated for women breats and as such he had never an opportunity to touch a woman's breast, so now that we are going to die does it matter if he had a feeling of the Nun's breast.

The Nun sees no wrong and drops her cloak. The priest fondles the Nun's breast to his hearts content. After a While the Nun tells the priest that although she has come acroos many a handsome men she never had an opportunity to feel a Man's Dick and that now that she is doomed to die it would not matter if she could see and feel his Dick.

The priest hearing this drops his trousers and the Nun proceeds to have a feeling of his Manhood by careesing the Dick. While in the process the Priest develops a huge Hard On and starts telling the Nun about what different things a Dick of a Man can do and that it being the most endowed organ God having bestowed on the Man and if this thing can be inserted in the right place can give a New life etc. thinking that the Nun would oblige for Sex.

The Nun listens carefully to the Priest about his praising and after while tells the Priest " Father if this can give life back then why the hell are you wasting your time! Shove it up the dead Camel's Hole and give it life and we can be on our way home".

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