A man with a terrible sore throat walks into a pharmacy and asks the chemist if he can give him something to relieve it,

and the chemist says: 'Well, I could give you any number of things but they won't really do you much good.

However, I can tell you what I do when I have a bad sore throat like you have.'

'Really? What's that?' asks the man.

'I go straight home and have sex with my wife. I suggest you try that.'

'Sounds great!' says the man, 'Is your wife home now?'