A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"

A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!







A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines






1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'