a conversation b-w husband and wife..

W : jaanu.. kurta nikaal do.. tab ho jaayega..

H : nahii hua hai ab bhee..

W : ...salwar bhee nikaalo na.. dekh kya rahe ho...

H : ab bhee nahiin hua hai..

W : oh come on.. press it... tightly.. pusht it a bit.. ho jaayega

aisa karo.. tum baith jao us par.. phir to ho jaayega pakke se..

H : aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ab hua na...

aisa pata hota toh pehle hee suitcase par baith jaata band karne ke liye